http://alonzolive.com RANDOM RANTS Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:22:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hey Everyone I have to postpone the Improv gigs in DC and Arlington Texas to go on a tour through Australia. They will be rescheduled later in the year. The KC Improv isn’t open yet so that gig is moving to August and my weekend at Parlor Live in Bellevue Wa is moved from April [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup ( from a fan) Ronnie Blackwell, Alright Alonzo it’s about a week and you haven’t started and online fight so get on your job. Well Ronnie I usually like stirring the pot but honestly, I got nothing left. The biggest political movement in the US is a bunch of angry racists calling themselves the “Tea Party” and no [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup I haven’t been blogging here like I should Let me start by saying its good to see Marvel comics calling out the tea party for what they really are. Some angry white people mad theres a black president. I do love the tea baggers line and I’m sorry Marvel apologized. If the tea party made any [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup So the house passes a health care bill. Whoop de doo, they still caved on abortion. The plan says the government insurance cannot be used to pay for abortion. So what are the republicans saying? The government must stay out of health care unless its to tell women what to do. John Boehner of Ohio the House [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup To all those protesters whining about wanting their country back I ask Well what part of your country did you lose? There’s a justice of the peace in Louisiana that refuses to grant a marriage license to an interracial couple so you still have your racism. Glenn Beck is at the top of the bestseller list so you [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup I wasn’t worried about the economic recovery until watching CNBC this morning and hearing them say the economy is recovering. Now I’m hiding my money in a sock. These idiots have proven to know as much about economic trends as a monkey f**kin a football. As a matter of fact you’re probably better off giving that [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup So Baraack Obama is at it again. This time its the children. Isn’t it always the children? He’s planning on giving a speech to the kids at school this week. Obama claims the speech will be about personal responsibility and the importance of education. What would a Harvard graduate who rose to the be the [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup I find it interesting that the right keeps talking about Justice Sotomayor as a possible activist judge. Apparently, activist just means you don’t agree. I’m sure if Sarah Palin was nominated and wanted to ban abortion and legalize shooting gay wolves from airplanes while burning oil only from protected lands and coastlines, she’d be a great [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup KNX 1070 a once respected news outlet quoted TMZ and US magazine regarding Michael Jackson being or not being the father of his kids NEWS quotes TMZ Does that mean TMZ is now a real news organization and if so will they follow themselves around as celebrity broadcasters or does it mean we have completely given up [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup Michael Jackson. It’s a shame he’ll be remembered as the freaky, weird Michael he became rather than the creative genius he was. Who knows what being world famous by 11 years old does to you? Well, Michael is gone now. I wish the vultures would let him rest in peace. Farrah Fawcett, beauty has died. To [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup