http://alonzolive.com RANDOM RANTS Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:09:58 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I didn’t even want to comment on this cuz I’m still trying to get worked up over gay marriage but here goes As anyone who’s read any of my rants would guess I’m gonna go with religious freedom on this one. Yes the Muslims should be allowed to build their center. It’s a bad idea; it’s [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup O’Reilly attacks Jennifer Aniston over single motherhood the way Dan Quayle attacked Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) over single motherhood yet Bristol Palin is a great American hero. Candice Bergen, the actress wasn’t a single mom, her character was. Jennifer Aniston is not a single mom, it’s her character in the movie Switch. Bristol Palin is a single mom, [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup The Arlington Improv is moving from October to March 2011 and the Cleveland and Ontario Improv dates are cancelled, sorry folks ]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup We are actually living in the reality of all the apocalypse movies at once. I love it. The latest is Oakland has given up in crime http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Suffer-These-Crimes-in-Oakland-Dont-Call-the-Cops-98266509.html That’s right, burglary, grand theft, extortion, hey don’t call us cops, we got our own problems. I believe this was the opening of Robocop We’ve got banks, oil [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup Here’s a comment from a guy named Tim who was at my show in DC Saturday night. I haven’t posted for but i figured the comment and response were worth it. Tim wrote Alonzo – I saw your show at the DC Improv Saturday night. It was pretty good until the routine about anyone who doesn’t like [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup Wow I just noticed I hadn’t posted a note since March, what the hell was I thinking? Or not thinking? Let me say I’m glad the Times Square terrorist plot failed. I’m even more happy to report that neither Obama nor anyone in his administration has been running around saying they “foiled a plot” that always [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup Hey i’m interviewed in Moto Race reports, thanks El Jefe http://www.motoracereports.com/2644/alonzo-bodden-fast-and-funny-part-1.html ]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup “As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities” Voltaire I just left the Underground Railroad Freedom Center in downtown Cincinnati. http://www.freedomcenter.org/ They have is an actual slave pen. This is where slaves were housed by traders within the United States. The exhibit explained the slave trade. There are records from a traders including [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup Its a shame the health care debate isn’t about health care but simply about who’d going to win. Liberal or conservative, Democrat or Republican. There are about 30 million people who might think otherwise but screw them. This is bigger than them, this is re election in 2010. Once again the dems have laid down in the [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup Damn liberals Its about time someone straightened out the textbooks and who better than those geniuses from Texas http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/13/education/13texas.html I mean ranking #49 in Verbal Sat and #46 in math, they should lead the nation toward a brighter future. http://www.window.state.tx.us/comptrol/wwstand/wws0512ed/ They gave us George Bush. That right there should prove they know education. Who needs to know about Thomas Jefferson [...]]]> http://alonzolive.com/http:/alonzolive.com/signup